[lvs-users] "sorry server" and notification for ldirectord?

[mike]

is there an easy way to implement the following:

a) a "sorry server" - so if all servers happen to be down i can
redirect to (a local) web server that reports "502 server overloaded"
or something of the sort.

b) email or other notification when all servers are down?

i'd accept either a or b, or both :) just looking for some pointers. i
tried googling but nothing coming up yet.

thanks.

- mike